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#1 darky

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Posted 24 2008 - 14:25

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night Its bloodied body is what I cling to

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THORS MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative:

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Satan Panonski: JER JE BILA BLUDNAAAAAAAAAAA I TREBA TRPITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

(ubaci ime power metal benda): To fly on the wings of destiny!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time it dies

Annihilator: Chicken isnt it frightening, chicken arent you scarred?

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN FURY!!!!

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses just like witches at black masses

Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, im writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken dont come easy!

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it wont be feeling hollow for so long..

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, that is where it falls apart

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there.

Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se

Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of Blashyrkh Mighty grim Ravendark

Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeee
eHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Anal Cunt: Chickens mom is gay.

Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love

Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, its chicken fuckin up ya town CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET YALL!

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken

Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Mayhem: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOULL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE ITS LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CANT BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all youve ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, hes the bringer of the blight

Cruachan: Its on the rocky road to Dublin!

Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom itll bring! *bagpipes* *krijeeesht*

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates

Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll

Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens.

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesnt know what it got itself into HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Turbonegro: Chickens got erection.

Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green.

Undercode: To raise his wings, cuz he knows who he is!

Finntroll: Han for ivg med sina trollvnner fr att slakta nagra kristna!!





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